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The Oh No Golf Song
Written & performed in the spirit of deep golfing despair
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⛳ Hole 1 — Par 4 — Good luck. You’ll need it.
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Keith Mines, Founder & Chairman
Keith Mines — Founder & Chairman

A message from our Founder & Chairman, Keith Mines:

“Life is full of disappointments.
But when you play golf, there are more than most.
This site is dedicated to every missed putt, every ball lost in the rough,
every club you’ve definitely not thrown into a pond.
You are not alone. Unfortunately.”

— Keith Mines  |  Handicap: Yes  |  Club Thrower: Retired (Court Order)  |  Therapy: Ongoing

⛳ BREAKING: Keith Mines’s ball found in 2019 — still technically in play  •  💧 Water hazard hole 6 renamed “Keith’s Pond” after 17th visit this season  •  🌳 Local oak tree files restraining order against three Oh No members  •  🐇 Rabbit on 3rd fairway scoring better than club champion  •  ⛅ Weather forecast: 100% chance of blaming the weather  •  🔍 47 balls recovered from lake — all belong to same member  •  🍺 19th hole bar reports record takings for third consecutive week